Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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