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you guys were way drunker than both of me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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