I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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