Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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