well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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