Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i out mim tonsoeep
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