So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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