I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Houston, we have a squirter
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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