Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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