She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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