he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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