I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
