I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
where am i from again
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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