If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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