I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He better not be in your backpack
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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