3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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