no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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