But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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