if i can run in heels then i can drive
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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