She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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