We got so high we made milksteak
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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