tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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