The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize
