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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My balls are so social today.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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