Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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