u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
