i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
sarcasm needs its own font
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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