i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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