just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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