after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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