69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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