Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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