Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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