Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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