yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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