to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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