I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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