people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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