wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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