When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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