My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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