He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Having a random hookup so left but love u
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
