I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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