How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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