Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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