If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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