Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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