So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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