ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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