Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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