I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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