I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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